Asperger King

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Regardless of how bad your day is going, at least your aren’t…

Daphne And Celeste Getting Bottled At Reading 2000

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"paul f. tompkins speaks of towers and fabio."

drove home listening to the bit about spiderman crying of laughter. 

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rejectedjokes:

Some wonderful person has posted the EXTENDED NEVER BEFORE SEEN BONUS Rodney Waber clip from last year’s Comedy Bang Bang TV show with America’s Sweetheart Anna Kendrick and Scott Aukerman. In this episode, I play Rodney Waber, publicist to Harrison Ford who by mistake thought Scott wanted him on the show instead of Harrison. I forgot the last sixty seconds of this ever happened. We finally unlock the secret to When Harry Met Sally’s famous deli scene.

"sir you are obviously not a senior citizen…"

"PROVE IT!"

(via shebrokeherbuttons)