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Asperger King
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This is perhaps the most important thing.
I barely passed VIsual Basic in college, I was going to move on from this video but then GABEN showed up and then Will.I.Am (self proclaimed inventor of the black eyed peas) and I was locked in for the whole 5 minutes.
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all the good stuff comes from New Jersey.
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Wolf Blitzer was attempting to interview this woman, but decided to just allow her baby to grab the microphone and babble into it, drowning out anything resembling an interview, while continuing to ignore the baby and the fact that it’s ruining everything.
Keep it top-notch, CNN.
BUT THEN:
Wolf just asked her if she thanked the lord for surviving the tornado; “You have to thank THE LORD; don’t you thank the lord?!” To which she responded, practically unfairly embarrassed: “actually, …I’m an atheist.” [video posted already, here]
AWESOME LADY.
SUCK IT, WOLFMAN](http://25.media.tumblr.com/f96ce1bef5e191c42f5bfcfed3247c9e/tumblr_mn646hPHPb1qzujsgo1_500.jpg)
Wolf Blitzer was attempting to interview this woman, but decided to just allow her baby to grab the microphone and babble into it, drowning out anything resembling an interview, while continuing to ignore the baby and the fact that it’s ruining everything.
Keep it top-notch, CNN.
BUT THEN:
Wolf just asked her if she thanked the lord for surviving the tornado; “You have to thank THE LORD; don’t you thank the lord?!” To which she responded, practically unfairly embarrassed: “actually, …I’m an atheist.” [video posted already, here]
AWESOME LADY.
SUCK IT, WOLFMAN
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Pint-sized history
Shakespeare’s Pub sorts through tall tales and famous names to soak up English culture’s single most defining institution natpo.st/1a23jJcFuckYeahBeer!
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Photoshop Meme of the Day: Drake’s Lean
Drake, the rapper often credited with popularizing the term “YOLO,” has earned himself a new photoshop meme after being spotted in a Damani Dada short suit on the set of a music video shoot last week. The Nickelodeon child actor-turned rapper seems to have already embraced the new joke, as he shared a filtered version of a photoshopped image to his Instagram account this morning.
all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
bright and early for the daily races
going nowhere
going nowhere
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David Foster Wallace was like, Art must be sincere! We must use every tool in the linguistic toolbox to cut through sentiment and dishonest cliche and build fresh ways to reveal the power and reality of unironized emotion.
And Mister Rogers was like, Basically the same thing, but without any shame or pretense or fear of sincerity.
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